January: The Month of the Overindulged Hooman

January arrives quietly,

carrying the scent of leftovers and regret.

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The tree is gone,

but the crumbs remain.

So does the hooman.

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They lie on the sofa like a forgotten loaf,

wrapped in blankets that once smelled festive

and now smell like snacks.

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I watch from the armrest,

tail neatly tucked,

judging with love.

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December was loud.

December was generous.

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Food appeared endlessly,

plates multiplied,

hands were always busy.

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The hooman ate like it was their last winter,

laughing between bites,

promising they would deal with it later.

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Later has arrived,

and it looks very tired.

Now it is January.

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The hooman groans when they stand,

sighs when they sit,

and sighs again just to be sure.

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They scroll on the glowing rectangle,

whispering words like

fresh start,

new habits,

this year will be different.

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I have heard these words before.

I heard them last year.

I heard them the year before that,

right after the biscuits.

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They say things like,

“I will wake up early,”

while not waking up early.

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They say,

“I will eat better,”

while staring into the fridge

as if expecting forgiveness.

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They say,

“I will move more,”

then choose the chair that is closest.

I help by sitting on their lap.

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This is support.

This is accountability.

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They talk to me while making lists

they will lose.

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They drink water like it is medicine.

They stretch for exactly six seconds

and announce they are exhausted.

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I blink slowly

so they know I understand.

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Change is hard.

Especially when the sofa remembers your shape.

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January light is softer.

Less dramatic.

Honest.

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It falls across the room

and finds the hooman

mid promise,

mid snack,

mid plan.

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They look at me and say,

“We will be better this year.”

I purr.

Optimism deserves encouragement.

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By mid-month,

the promises grow quieter.

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The loaf returns.

Not fully baked,

but familiar.

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The hooman stops announcing change

and starts existing again.

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This is progress.

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They scratch behind my ears

with less guilt

and more presence.

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I allow this.

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January is not about transformation.

It is about recovery.

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It is the month where hoomans

forgive themselves slowly.

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Where resolutions melt into intentions.

Where overindulgence becomes memory,

and comfort becomes routine again.

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I nap beside them

as they accept who they are,

at least for now.

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By the end of the month,

the hooman laughs at themselves.

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That is my favorite sound.

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They may not keep their promises,

but they keep me fed,

warm,

and loved.

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That is enough for January.

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And so January settles in properly,

not with fireworks or declarations,

but with quiet acceptance.

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The hooman learns to move gently

through the days,

to forgive the extra spoonfuls,

the missed mornings,

the promises that dissolved

like sugar in tea.

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I remain close,

an unspoken reminder

that comfort is not failure.

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It is survival with softness.

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Outside, the world asks for ambition.

Inside, we choose warmth.

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The hooman sighs,

scratches my chin,

and whispers,

“Maybe next month.”

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I close my eyes.

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Next month is fine.


© Oh Erik 2026 – Sarah-Leigh Wills.

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