January: The Month of the Overindulged Hooman

January arrives quietly,

carrying the scent of leftovers and regret.

The tree is gone,

but the crumbs remain.

So does the hooman.

They lie on the sofa like a forgotten loaf,

wrapped in blankets that once smelled festive

and now smell like snacks.

I watch from the armrest,

tail neatly tucked,

judging with love.

December was loud.

December was generous.

Food appeared endlessly,

plates multiplied,

hands were always busy.

The hooman ate like it was their last winter,

laughing between bites,

promising they would deal with it later.

Later has arrived,

and it looks very tired.

Now it is January.

The hooman groans when they stand,

sighs when they sit,

and sighs again just to be sure.

They scroll on the glowing rectangle,

whispering words like

fresh start,

new habits,

this year will be different.

I have heard these words before.

I heard them last year.

I heard them the year before that,

right after the biscuits.

They say things like,

“I will wake up early,”

while not waking up early.

They say,

“I will eat better,”

while staring into the fridge

as if expecting forgiveness.

They say,

“I will move more,”

then choose the chair that is closest.

I help by sitting on their lap.

This is support.

This is accountability.

They talk to me while making lists

they will lose.

They drink water like it is medicine.

They stretch for exactly six seconds

and announce they are exhausted.

I blink slowly

so they know I understand.

Change is hard.

Especially when the sofa remembers your shape.

January light is softer.

Less dramatic.

Honest.

It falls across the room

and finds the hooman

mid promise,

mid snack,

mid plan.

They look at me and say,

“We will be better this year.”

I purr.

Optimism deserves encouragement.

By mid-month,

the promises grow quieter.

The loaf returns.

Not fully baked,

but familiar.

The hooman stops announcing change

and starts existing again.

This is progress.

They scratch behind my ears

with less guilt

and more presence.

I allow this.

January is not about transformation.

It is about recovery.

It is the month where hoomans

forgive themselves slowly.

Where resolutions melt into intentions.

Where overindulgence becomes memory,

and comfort becomes routine again.

I nap beside them

as they accept who they are,

at least for now.

By the end of the month,

the hooman laughs at themselves.

That is my favorite sound.

They may not keep their promises,

but they keep me fed,

warm,

and loved.

That is enough for January.

And so January settles in properly,

not with fireworks or declarations,

but with quiet acceptance.

The hooman learns to move gently

through the days,

to forgive the extra spoonfuls,

the missed mornings,

the promises that dissolved

like sugar in tea.

I remain close,

an unspoken reminder

that comfort is not failure.

It is survival with softness.

Outside, the world asks for ambition.

Inside, we choose warmth.

The hooman sighs,

scratches my chin,

and whispers,

“Maybe next month.”

I close my eyes.

Next month is fine.


© Oh Erik 2026 – Sarah-Leigh Wills.