Meet Tess and Bess  

Fun Facts

Synced and snappy                     

Finishing each other’s… sandwiches? Sentences!                      

Being apart for more than 4 minutes                    

Claimed the twin talent trophy five years running—mostly for synchronised squawking.                    

Mini Bio: Tess and Bess are bantam hen twins who finish each other’s… well, everything. They cluck in harmony, boss in unison, and have a permanent case of twin trouble.           

Full Bio: Tess and Bess are bantam hens who finish each other’s sentences, clap in unison, and argue over who pecked the last seed. They squawk in stereo, run like synchronised feather-balls, and once built a fully functional lemonade stand out of egg cartons. No one knows who’s older. No one dares ask. They rule their tiny coop like a feathered tornado of twin trouble.      

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