Fun Facts
Personality:
Grumpy gourmet
Likes:
Eating literally anything
Dislikes:
Not eating
Fun Fact:
Once ate a sock and claimed it “needed seasoning.”
Mini Bio: Ethel is a grumpy goat who chews on everything—including things that should never be chewed. She eats first, asks questions never, and grumbles all the way through.
Full Bio: Ethel is temperamental, moody, and eats literally everything—including this sentence. She has the emotional range of a thunderstorm and the appetite of a lawnmower. She’s stubborn, scrappy, and once ate an entire multi-pack of crisps… including the packets.
