Fun Facts
Personality:
Gormless and huge
Likes:
Pecking at nothing, belly sunbathing
Dislikes:
Tight spaces
Fun Fact:
Named Chicken because he’s… well, chicken-sized.
Mini Bio: Chicken is a wood pigeon the size of, well… a chicken. He waddles like royalty, stares into space, and once tried to land on a hammock (it didn’t go well).
Full Bio: Chicken is a wood pigeon who waddles like royalty and eats like a vacuum cleaner. No one knows how he got so round, but he insists it’s “all feathers.” He doesn’t do anything quickly. Or gracefully. Or intentionally. His hobbies include staring blankly into space, pecking the ground with no real aim, and sitting exactly where someone else was about to sit. Despite his name, Chicken is not a chicken—he’s just shaped like one.
