Fun Facts
Personality:
Regal, ruthless, and river royalty
Likes:
Control, gossip, gliding ominously
Dislikes:
Disrespect and ripples
Fun Fact:
No one knows who’s in charge, but if you cross them, prepare to be honked at intimidatingly.
Mini Bio: Dash and the swans run the river like a royal mafia. They glide silently, stare dramatically, and never—ever—smile. Even when they’re being nice, it’s intimidating.
Full Bio: The Dash Swans aren’t just birds. They’re the birds. They run the river with silent glides, slow blinks, and enough intimidation to make a frog faint. They don’t say much—but when they do, it’s probably a warning. All the animals fear them. Even Gus. Even Erik (though he pretends he doesn’t). If you cross them, expect a honk. A very serious honk.
